Robin van Persie's meme from the net!!

Well, the start of RvP's life at Man Utd didn't quite pan out exactly the way he had planned. The club he left managed a draw at Sunderland, and probably determined to do worst than them, he helped Man Utd to lose against Ever-so skint-ton by not managing to register a single shot on goal. Well, here's a collection of memes about the man who the Gooners once called God.

So is his luck begins to change for the better?

And to not shoot at goal.

You'tr not world class when Wenger signs you, either.

And you're not even my favourite son! Not like a certain Catalan!

Turning turds into golds, exactly.

Sign him.

I'm the top dog!

And replace him with a 9 year old which will be sold once he turns world class.

Too couture'd to do it, actually.

Stomach that Arsene. Fabregas has Barca inside his DNA. RvP's little boy is itching for Man Utd. Soon Wilshere's would pines for Swansea.

Disagree with RvP being the butt of jokes? Maybe you would like to read these ones about Andy Carroll. Or some Mario Balotelli jokes!

Jokes on Bosingwa, Terry, RVP and Andy Carroll!

Once he gets it, the weight of the joke causes him to play like an idiot.

Lampard? I thought you were a good guy all along!

Bump.

Will he, or won't he go?

Ready to drop the humor and switch to a more serious topic? How about reading the exploits of these one club legends?

Drogba and Anelka in Shanghai

The Drog and Le Sulk in Shanghai.

Brace Yourselves

Brace yourselves, the new season is coming.

Well, there could be more adequate way to adress the arrival of the new season. But the modified line from Game of Thrones seems to be the most apt, given that the storyline in a football season would give more twist and turns then the fight for Winterfell.

So what have we got here? A new look Chelsea, another Liverpool revolution, that time when Sir Alex is looking to put another upstart in his place, that same upstart constant whining about not having enough personnel to sustain the title, and of course - another year where Arsenal will lose their biggest player.

What have i missed there? Oh - AVB coming to rejuvenate a club, Moyes to overachieve, and the dreaded second season syndrome for the three promoted clubs last year who manage to stay up. And this is just the EPL.

Elsewhere, PSG is looking to have one of the most dynamic offenses in Europe. Ibrahimovic, Nene, Lavezzi and Pastore would be handy even for Barcelona and Real to handle. Then there's that Thiago bloke at the other end of the pitch. And before you meet him, you got to meet the rest of his friends in front of him - Motta, Sissoko, Matuidi et al. That's quite a creme of DMs they got.

Real - Barca? The duopoly would continue. Cristiano and Messi would continue their fight for supremacy, both assisted by very able players - Xavi, Iniesta, Villa, Alba of Barca; Alonso, Benzema, Ozil etc etc of Real.

So, what would the new season promises? It might not be as great a finale as last season's, but it will still be thrilling. And let's thank God that we would be able to enjoy the ride.

Wootball Wags: Neymar's fabulous tho duckface-loving Wag.

I could find a thousand reason to love Neymar's girlfriend, the lovely Fernanda Barroso. What i like about these pictures are the fact that how she looks as if she could be one of our friends/girlfriends. For one, all these duckface pictures made her blend right in with all the Facebook girls that we know of. You could try Googling her name; and you'll get lots and lots of pictures with everyday vibes.

Familiar pose, familiar facial expression.

This bundle of hotness would crossed into our mind a lot when Neymar comes to Europe.

The vibe here says "a girl you had a crush on since fourth grade".

That could've been a girl in our neighbourhood.

Neymar set his eyes on her for obvious reasons.



This seals the affection i had for her.

See the last picture. This lovely girl bore Neymar a lovely baby. I had to admit, i wasn't a big fan of flamboyant Neymar. But this is the one sole pic of him that i can watch for minutes and smile, appreciating the joy of a guy who held something very dear to him in his arm.

Not enough wags for you? Then try this piece on this pornstar wag! Or maybe you had enough or being a perv and wants to look at these handsome bastards for a change.

Shinji Kagawa jokes!

Hey there! It might be hard to make the likable Shinji as the butt of these jokes, but internet satirist will always find something to harp on! For instance, this joke:

New Manchester United signing Shinji Kagawa has arrived at Old Trafford with his girlfriend, who is an Asian Pornstar.
"It can be difficult moving to a new country, but I will do all I can to welcome them and I will treat Shinji like a brother", said Ryan Giggs.


"I pledge to do to you all i've done to my brother."

Search as i might, it seems that this Shinji bloke is a likable enough fella that there are not enough decent jokes on him on the net. There's really only one i can find! And you won't believe how much time i spent compiling these types of jokes. So here's something that the internet community would usually find funny though annoying. A duckface.

In your face, Shinji!

Okay, i really give up. I can't find or think of any joke on Shinji, minus all those Asian streotype jokes which would simply be tasteless. The duckface by the way, is hot personified. I would forgive it anytime. And you wouldn't believe how much i hated duckface.

My last resort are memes. And even then, these are the only ones i could find.. well, hats off Shinji. You got two Bundesliga titles, you've got yourself a megabuck deals to ManYoo, the hottest Wag on the planet at the time of writing, and you've trumped me by having almost zero jokes on you. You've done good, boy.

Wootball Wags: Shinji Kagawa's pornstar wag!

How awesome is Shinji Kagawa's life is going to get? An unexpected move from native Japan to Dortmund,two successive league title in Germany, a megabuck deal with Man Utd, a chance to prove himself worthy of replacing Paul Scholes, and a pornstar as his girlfriend?! Tell me if that's not a life worthy of a fairytale. If you've seen his girlfriend, you're gonna question your life choices. I mean, why aren't we graced with a pornstar girlfriend like Kagawa in spite of our handsomeness? Somewhere, Beckham is stealing a glance at the latest Man Utd Wags. Probably while bunching his hands into a ball of fist.

Apparently, most of her pics are too NSFW for this site. But i'm not gonna compromise and leave lots to the imagination. Anyway, you're gonna google her pics after reading this. So here folks, a gallery of Ameri Ichinose's hotness.

Please God, give me the ability to kick a ball properly.

I'm gonna second that first caption and pray each and every night.

Looking at her from a work computer is torture.

The beauty (of the football pitch) and the beast (in bed. Or a bathtub. Hell, i'll do it anywhere.)

I'm gonna remind you time and time again that she's with this guy.

That's it. I'm gonna kickstart my career in J-League.