Monday 16 July 2012

Wootball Wags: Shinji Kagawa's pornstar wag!

How awesome is Shinji Kagawa's life is going to get? An unexpected move from native Japan to Dortmund,two successive league title in Germany, a megabuck deal with Man Utd, a chance to prove himself worthy of replacing Paul Scholes, and a pornstar as his girlfriend?! Tell me if that's not a life worthy of a fairytale. If you've seen his girlfriend, you're gonna question your life choices. I mean, why aren't we graced with a pornstar girlfriend like Kagawa in spite of our handsomeness? Somewhere, Beckham is stealing a glance at the latest Man Utd Wags. Probably while bunching his hands into a ball of fist.

Apparently, most of her pics are too NSFW for this site. But i'm not gonna compromise and leave lots to the imagination. Anyway, you're gonna google her pics after reading this. So here folks, a gallery of Ameri Ichinose's hotness.
Please God, give me the ability to kick a ball properly.

I'm gonna second that first caption and pray each and every night.

Looking at her from a work computer is torture.

The beauty (of the football pitch) and the beast (in bed. Or a bathtub. Hell, i'll do it anywhere.)

I'm gonna remind you time and time again that she's with this guy.

That's it. I'm gonna kickstart my career in J-League.

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