I've done my share of top(bottom?) ughliest player before, but let's give this feature a glance. This players were so handsome, that they are more known for being handsome(this is getting douchier by every word) rather than their playing skills. In fact, you probably already guess a few of their identities, particularly one right midfielder. So since handsomeness is only skin deep, it's appropriate that each position will only be accompanied by an accompanying picture, rather than deep meaningful words.
Tho i tried to take liberties with the article by including players no one ever heard of in the first place, in the end i decide that they have got to be relevant as well. I do believe that all these featured players have the skill sets to match their looks. No wonder they are -
wait for it a cliche is on the way - scoring on and off the pitch.
GK: Iker Casillas
Tell me that you don't wanna be this guy. Tell me that and I'm gonna disown you from any relationship we had going on, since you are BS-ing me. Unless you are Victor Valdes, which i can truly understands.
CB: Fabio Cannavaro
Friggin' Italians. Why weren't we born with such perfectness? Instead of the above, our WAGS have to make do with the eyesore that is us.
CB: Gerard Pique
It seems that the order of the day here is either shirtless or suits. Pique looks good in both, evidently he's shagging Shakira.
CB: Sergio Ramos
This guy is a beast on the playing field. I'm not sure whether he's a beast off it too, since I obviously never had sex with him. From the picture above, he looks ready to kill a lady anytime now.
RM: David Beckham
The less said about the player who kickstart the whole celebrity footballer thing is better. He obviously had all those underwear pics, which i'm not going to use to prevent this page from being a full blown gay website. Handsome, handy on the right side, and apparently a nice and humble guy.
DM: Scott Parker
Weird selection? Maybe. He looks like he didn't belong in these celebrity footballer thing, as he's more of a leader and a warrior for club and country. Look at the wording in the picture. Scott Parker - RARE BREED. Indeed.
CM: Yoann Gourcuff
Okay, he might not have hit the ground running in recent seasons, but there's no doubt he deserves his place in this article.
AM : Kaka
Another one shirtless Real Madrid player. Christ, don't you guys ever train?
LM : Cristiano Ronaldo
Refer the David Beckham entry. Minus the humble part.
SS: Alessandro del Piero
Apparently, he's still playing today. What will he do after retirement? He could have a good career in acting. Or he could be the stylish manager Juventus desperately needed to get middle age housewives to watch their matches.
CF: Batistuta
Thankfully, no more shirtless pic. This entry is already highly radiated by toxic latent homo-eroticism. Here's Batistuta, who is already HANDSOME before David Beckham realize it. Pity he didn't play in the current era. His looks would be the perfect middle finger to all celebrity footballers who cares more about their looks.
So, anyone else i missed? Oh, how about the manager for this side? There's some candidate but i'm gonna go with him:
Herve Renard is cool. Look at those jeans and shirts. Eat your heart out, Mancini. Then there's the fact that he won the African Cup with lowly Zambia, beating Ivory Coast and Ghana along the way. There's also the fact that he's the most likely to be your Patrick Dempsey out of these bunch.
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