More Andy Carroll jokes!

Since it seems that people only comes here for Andy Carroll jokes, I've put up more compilation of it. Yes, this might lose it's relevancy soon (he just scores a last minute goal to guide Liverpool to a 3-2 win against Blackburn), but let's enjoy it while we can.

Anfield is invaded by a useless creature who bears no impact at all to the result of the game. It's - owh, please guys.

Liverpool bought a new player from Nigeria, Daglish then made a kicking motion with his leg and said "Kick."
Then he pointed to the goal and said "Goal. GOOAALL!"
"Kick. Ball. GOOAALL"
The Nigerian said "Sir, I'm able to speak English"
Dalglish replied "Sit down you bampot, I'm talking to Andy Carroll."

 What were the last words Andy Carroll heard from the club hypnotist before he transferred from Newcastle to LFC??? "Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, not to the left or to the right, but straight into my eyes....good, you are under my command..... if you want to make your mark at Liverpool, remember one thing and one thing only - Be Like Torres!"

 England manager Fabio Capello has warned Liverpool striker Andy Carroll to stop drinking unleaded fuel directly from the petrol pump or face a career playing for Aston Villa. The Italian told Carroll in a private conversation released to every press network in the world that his habit of bathing in fuelling stations was not only leading to a future of health problems but also, despicable, despicable hair.

 What do you call a Minotaur skating on ice? Andy Carroll trying to run.

 Kenny Dalglish reportedly turned down carol singers at his door over Xmas stating: "i've already spent too much money on a Carroll!!"

The internet community have decided to stop telling jokes about Andy Carroll..................................WHEN HE SCORES HIS NEXT GOAL.

 Aston Villa rejected Liverpool's (25million + Andy Carrol) bid for Darren Bent. They replied they only want the 25 million.

 FA have announced any Everton player found man marking Andy Carroll at Wembley will be booked for wasting time.

Finally, i have to offer my own opinion regarding all these jokes. All these jokes really crossed the lines.. unlike Andy Carroll's shots! Sorry lol, i can't resist.