John Terry jokes!

I refuse to say too much about John Terry. There's the racist incident, the whole Wayne Bridge's ex affair, the criticism, the England mutiny.. I just refuse to comment on a man who is made out by the media to be the (new) whole roots of England's problem.
Still, the whole Terry fracas did create a whole lot of John Terry's jokes. Unlike Andy Carroll jokes which mainly are puns of him being so useless and expensive, John Terry jokes are mainly about his infidelity. Unfortunately, this means Wayne Bridge were often the not-so-obvious butt of some of these jokes. Anyway, let's enjoy the JT jokes.

* A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: "I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."
* After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.
* Chant heard at Burnley v Wigan: "Same old Terry, always cheating."

* John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.* John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.
* What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.
* John Terry is to release a charity single - it's a version of The Cars' My Best Friend's Girl.
* His follow-up will be Under The Bridge.
* What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...
* Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea: "Chelsea, Wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff, And he'll get your missus up the duff".
* We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.
* Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his his wife.
* Wayne Bridge bought Vanessa Perroncel a chocolate willy... but she says she prefers Terry's.
* John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.