Andy Carrol Jokes

I've just discovered that like Chuck Norris jokes, there are a host of Andy Carrol jokes out there as well. These are mostly created by Everton supporters, thus the degradatory nature of the jokes. Nevertheless, these are few of the best.

• The FA have brought in a new ruling. Anyone found passing to Andy Carroll will automatically receive a yellow card for time wasting.
• Liverpool have offered to sell Andy Carroll back to Newcastle for free. Newcastle have reported Liverpool for threatening behavior.
• Andy Carroll has revealed the t-shirt he has been wearing since he last scored, ready for when he scores his next goal. It says 'Save The Chilean Miners!"
• Subway have announced they no longer plan to name a sandwich after Andy Carroll due to cost issues. It would just be an expensive sub.
• There was a knock on my door this evening. When i answered there was a bunch of fat kopites singing 'He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll break your missus jaw.....'     Bloody Carroll singers.
• Andy Carroll and Steven Gerrard are excited about pairing up to form a strong attacking partnership.........They will be a real handful for any team of bouncers in Liverpool's nightclubs.
• Andy Carroll has turned down being the new face of L'oreal hair products as everyone burst into fits of laughter everytime he uttered the words "Because I'm Worth It!"
• Andy Carroll-The biggest waste of money since fat birds with nice haircuts.