Chris Smalling hot girlfriend.. topless model Sam Cooke!

Christ, what's up with these Man Utd players? It seems that all the hot ones are at their club. There's Shinji's wags, and there's Chris Smalling girlfriend, Sam Cooke who poses nude and topless. I'm not gonna post the NSFW ones, you gonna Google them yourselves pervs. But here are the best of SFW Sam Cooke. Speaking of Smalling, he's nowhere near the pitch in Man Ud victory against Fulham yesterday, so the lucky bloke must've lotsa quality times to spend with the hottie. Some people have all the luck.

"Sam Cooke? Who might that be? Aye, i Googled it and it's just some dude who sings. What? Googled it on Safesearch off?"

"Hi Chris. I promise i'll treat you just like my own brother from now on."

Like this article? Then i suggest you read this article about Shinji Kagawa's pornstar girlfriend! Or maybe you want to ogle the ridiculously hot mom of Neymar's daughter!

Football Articles you must read today; 26th August 2012

It's the midst of second league fixtures for most leagues, and here are the compilation of links to football related articles you must read today from around the web. Sorry, there won't be any Wags link you perv. Well, there's a great piece on Michu's transfer to Swanselona, a detail preview on what to expect from Bundesliga this season, a look in at Rooney's injury, and apparently a Man City player decided sod all and jet off to Sunderland.

Michu's transfer to Swansea highlights La Liga sorry state;
http://www.football365.com/spanish-thing/8007663/Michu-Signals-A-Strange-Sickness-In-Spain

Bundesliga Preview of the 2012-2013 season;
http://www.worldsoccer.com/features/germany-preview-of-the-2012-13-season

Rooney's injury. Is It the end of the bull's life in Old Trafford?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1311128-manchester-united-vs-fulham-what-wayne-rooneys-injury-will-mean-for-red-devils

Damn. They got no wingers now.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1310441-breaking-news-sunderland-sign-adam-johnson-to-four-year-deal

Memes on.. Liverpool fan!

The truth is, being a Liverpool fan for the past decade sucks big time. You can say whatever you want, but being stuck in a limbo is probably worst than being a fan of a yo-yo club. I have immense respect for true Liverpool fans out there, regardless of whatever that means nowadays.

Here are the internet takes on being Liverpool fans. Most are predictable, based on the personality of each meme. The internet have always been able to pick on anything, and admittedly Liverpool are very easy pickings. It's like the loud kid who tells everyone he used to beat that bully in first grade, or the former guitar hero that tells everyone this will be the year he made that breakthrough album.

Well, here are the memes! Hope everyone enjoyed it, regardless of whether you're a Reds or a non-Red!

The ultimate troll.

The idiot football fangirl everyone hates but pretends to listens to get themselves laid.

The other ultimate troll.

I would love to hang out with this version of the Liverpool fan.

Replace the word Liverpool with Man Utd.

That terrifying house guest.

The scouser reference, apparently.

Another poke of 'living in the past' angle.

It has more to do with having to hang on to a hope.

Anything that bring downs the Red Devils apparently.

Sadly, this applies to all fans of every clubs at one point of their life.

You can cut and paste the managers names.

The standard reaction after a game?

Robin van Persie's meme from the net!!

Well, the start of RvP's life at Man Utd didn't quite pan out exactly the way he had planned. The club he left managed a draw at Sunderland, and probably determined to do worst than them, he helped Man Utd to lose against Ever-so skint-ton by not managing to register a single shot on goal. Well, here's a collection of memes about the man who the Gooners once called God.

So is his luck begins to change for the better?

And to not shoot at goal.

You'tr not world class when Wenger signs you, either.

And you're not even my favourite son! Not like a certain Catalan!

Turning turds into golds, exactly.

Sign him.

I'm the top dog!

And replace him with a 9 year old which will be sold once he turns world class.

Too couture'd to do it, actually.

Stomach that Arsene. Fabregas has Barca inside his DNA. RvP's little boy is itching for Man Utd. Soon Wilshere's would pines for Swansea.

Disagree with RvP being the butt of jokes? Maybe you would like to read these ones about Andy Carroll. Or some Mario Balotelli jokes!

Jokes on Bosingwa, Terry, RVP and Andy Carroll!

Once he gets it, the weight of the joke causes him to play like an idiot.

Lampard? I thought you were a good guy all along!

Bump.

Will he, or won't he go?

Ready to drop the humor and switch to a more serious topic? How about reading the exploits of these one club legends?

Drogba and Anelka in Shanghai

The Drog and Le Sulk in Shanghai.

Brace Yourselves

Brace yourselves, the new season is coming.

Well, there could be more adequate way to adress the arrival of the new season. But the modified line from Game of Thrones seems to be the most apt, given that the storyline in a football season would give more twist and turns then the fight for Winterfell.

So what have we got here? A new look Chelsea, another Liverpool revolution, that time when Sir Alex is looking to put another upstart in his place, that same upstart constant whining about not having enough personnel to sustain the title, and of course - another year where Arsenal will lose their biggest player.

What have i missed there? Oh - AVB coming to rejuvenate a club, Moyes to overachieve, and the dreaded second season syndrome for the three promoted clubs last year who manage to stay up. And this is just the EPL.

Elsewhere, PSG is looking to have one of the most dynamic offenses in Europe. Ibrahimovic, Nene, Lavezzi and Pastore would be handy even for Barcelona and Real to handle. Then there's that Thiago bloke at the other end of the pitch. And before you meet him, you got to meet the rest of his friends in front of him - Motta, Sissoko, Matuidi et al. That's quite a creme of DMs they got.

Real - Barca? The duopoly would continue. Cristiano and Messi would continue their fight for supremacy, both assisted by very able players - Xavi, Iniesta, Villa, Alba of Barca; Alonso, Benzema, Ozil etc etc of Real.

So, what would the new season promises? It might not be as great a finale as last season's, but it will still be thrilling. And let's thank God that we would be able to enjoy the ride.