Wootball Wags: Neymar's fabulous tho duckface-loving Wag.

I could find a thousand reason to love Neymar's girlfriend, the lovely Fernanda Barroso. What i like about these pictures are the fact that how she looks as if she could be one of our friends/girlfriends. For one, all these duckface pictures made her blend right in with all the Facebook girls that we know of. You could try Googling her name; and you'll get lots and lots of pictures with everyday vibes.

Familiar pose, familiar facial expression.

This bundle of hotness would crossed into our mind a lot when Neymar comes to Europe.

The vibe here says "a girl you had a crush on since fourth grade".

That could've been a girl in our neighbourhood.

Neymar set his eyes on her for obvious reasons.



This seals the affection i had for her.

See the last picture. This lovely girl bore Neymar a lovely baby. I had to admit, i wasn't a big fan of flamboyant Neymar. But this is the one sole pic of him that i can watch for minutes and smile, appreciating the joy of a guy who held something very dear to him in his arm.

Not enough wags for you? Then try this piece on this pornstar wag! Or maybe you had enough or being a perv and wants to look at these handsome bastards for a change.

Shinji Kagawa jokes!

Hey there! It might be hard to make the likable Shinji as the butt of these jokes, but internet satirist will always find something to harp on! For instance, this joke:

New Manchester United signing Shinji Kagawa has arrived at Old Trafford with his girlfriend, who is an Asian Pornstar.
"It can be difficult moving to a new country, but I will do all I can to welcome them and I will treat Shinji like a brother", said Ryan Giggs.


"I pledge to do to you all i've done to my brother."

Search as i might, it seems that this Shinji bloke is a likable enough fella that there are not enough decent jokes on him on the net. There's really only one i can find! And you won't believe how much time i spent compiling these types of jokes. So here's something that the internet community would usually find funny though annoying. A duckface.

In your face, Shinji!

Okay, i really give up. I can't find or think of any joke on Shinji, minus all those Asian streotype jokes which would simply be tasteless. The duckface by the way, is hot personified. I would forgive it anytime. And you wouldn't believe how much i hated duckface.

My last resort are memes. And even then, these are the only ones i could find.. well, hats off Shinji. You got two Bundesliga titles, you've got yourself a megabuck deals to ManYoo, the hottest Wag on the planet at the time of writing, and you've trumped me by having almost zero jokes on you. You've done good, boy.

Wootball Wags: Shinji Kagawa's pornstar wag!

How awesome is Shinji Kagawa's life is going to get? An unexpected move from native Japan to Dortmund,two successive league title in Germany, a megabuck deal with Man Utd, a chance to prove himself worthy of replacing Paul Scholes, and a pornstar as his girlfriend?! Tell me if that's not a life worthy of a fairytale. If you've seen his girlfriend, you're gonna question your life choices. I mean, why aren't we graced with a pornstar girlfriend like Kagawa in spite of our handsomeness? Somewhere, Beckham is stealing a glance at the latest Man Utd Wags. Probably while bunching his hands into a ball of fist.

Apparently, most of her pics are too NSFW for this site. But i'm not gonna compromise and leave lots to the imagination. Anyway, you're gonna google her pics after reading this. So here folks, a gallery of Ameri Ichinose's hotness.

Please God, give me the ability to kick a ball properly.

I'm gonna second that first caption and pray each and every night.

Looking at her from a work computer is torture.

The beauty (of the football pitch) and the beast (in bed. Or a bathtub. Hell, i'll do it anywhere.)

I'm gonna remind you time and time again that she's with this guy.

That's it. I'm gonna kickstart my career in J-League.

Mario Balotelli jokes.. in memes!

The first time i post Mario Balotelli jokes, it got thousand hits apparently in a couple of weeks. Probably his Euro adventures have something to do with the hikes in pageviews, or apparently the man is an enigma everyone can't resist. So here are the second part of Mario Balotelli jokes, in a compilation of memes found all over the Internet. There seems no stopping the Super Mario. So here's the Top XI of the Mario Balotelli memes. Cheers.



Okay, the postman reference.

Admit it. We thought 'cometh the hour, cometh the man' as well.

Go at em', Mario!

Sir Alex's men detained the proprietor.

Then he bought the chicken hat.

Due to logistics reasons, i never had problems disclosing my wife's name.

A plumber's evolution.

This would be awesome in real life - don't count against it happening!

Uh. After the semi, would Mario G still spout the same putdown?

Wait.. what's the keeper so miffed about?

And end with another recycled postman meme.

Wootball Wags: Lety Sahagun

Starting this week onwards, I'm gonna feature a wag every Wednesday. Obviously everyone knows the high profile wags, but I'll try to feature the less known ones. Well, let's start with Lety Sahagun, the girlfriend of Javier Hernandez.

Wait- she looked normal. Unlike most wags who looks like lions.

So who is she actually? According to The Sports Pundit Website,
"Lety is short for Leticia. She was born in Guadalajara, Mexico to Lety Acevedo de Sahagun and Jaime Sahagun. She has three siblings Rodrigo, Jaime and Renata Sahagun. She studied at the Centro Escolar Los Altos in Zapopan, Guadalajara the school is known for its Opus Dei beliefs. After she graduated from high school she went to Monterrey, Nuevo Leon where she is studying Relaciones Internacionales which in English will be International Relations also known as International Studies at Monterrey Tec. Lety Sahagun is 22 years old like her boyfriend with whom she has been dating for the past two years. As we told you before she didn’t know a thing about her boyfriend signing with Manchester, when she got the news she couldn’t hold her tears, he is already at Manchester but before he left he surprised her with an open plane ticket to visit him whenever she can, plus sources said that Lety Sahagun, and her in-laws will be possibly moving to Manchester to be close to him." 

Well, she looked sweet. Little Pea sure got a gold there. Let's just hope he stays long enough in Manchester so we can enjoy the sight of Lety a little longer.

New season, and apologies.

Hey there all readers! See the picture at the top?

Yup, for those of you who have been livin' in a molten lava pit for the past 15 years or so, that's Thierry Henry. One of the two comeback kings for the 2012 season. The other one is a red haired troll.

So what has it got to do with this post, you may ask? Well, it's my way of saying that i'm back after a undefinite hiatus from the web. I totally miss out on the whole Euro 2012 coverage due to other commitments and personal issues. Now i tend to make it up to what little readers i have by starting the coverage of the 2012/2013 season.

What can we expect from the new season? Another year of Barca vs Real, Leo vs Ronaldo, Manchester vs Manchester.. the list would go on and on. It's hard to top a season like the last. The titles changed hands in almost all the major championships. Then there's that end of season two minute drama at the Etihad..

Well, now i'm back to dish out more coverage for you guys and more non-serious articles for light readings. Consider this site to be the one site you go to when you get tired of reading World Soccer. Let us share the fun.

Let the new season begins.