New Jokes on Andy Carroll!

Here is Brendan Rodgers, quite briefly, on Andy Carroll. "We're not in a position to have £35million players as third-choice strikers." How hurting must that be to a young man? And how much damage it must have done to his confidence? There are lots more to that quote; where Brendan Rodgers states that Andy indeed understands his position in the club, but there could have been a better way to phrase it out. It seems that the mass public has still run out of Andy Carroll jokes yet. Apparently, there are still some uncovered ones out there in the net, and i have put this out to you. Enjoy. Or maybe don't. No, don't enjoy it. Have some pity on the man.

1. Rumour has it that Andy Carroll’s girlfriend locked him out of their home last night. She painted a goal over the door & he couldn’t get in.

2. Kenny to Officer: ”I need you to arrest Andy Carroll, he’s useless!”
“On what grounds?” ”All of them!”

3. Andy Carroll’s Text to Fernando Torres after the Chelsea-Aston Villa  game (Leaked):
”I thought we were friends.” :-(

4. The FA have brought in a new ruling. Anyone found passing to Andy Carroll will automatically receive a yellow card for time wasting.

5. Reports indicate Muamba can breathe unassisted, recognize people and regained control of his limbs. Liverpool have offered a swap deal for Andy Carroll. 

6. Tim Howard has scored more goals than Fernando Torres and Andy Carroll combined in 2012.

Do you have anymore Andy Carroll jokes that you know of? If you do, please feedback some more in the comment sections. Meanwhile, take some look at these memes containing cheap shots at Andy Carrol's club.