Shinji Kagawa jokes!

Hey there! It might be hard to make the likable Shinji as the butt of these jokes, but internet satirist will always find something to harp on! For instance, this joke:

New Manchester United signing Shinji Kagawa has arrived at Old Trafford with his girlfriend, who is an Asian Pornstar.
"It can be difficult moving to a new country, but I will do all I can to welcome them and I will treat Shinji like a brother", said Ryan Giggs.


"I pledge to do to you all i've done to my brother."

Search as i might, it seems that this Shinji bloke is a likable enough fella that there are not enough decent jokes on him on the net. There's really only one i can find! And you won't believe how much time i spent compiling these types of jokes. So here's something that the internet community would usually find funny though annoying. A duckface.

In your face, Shinji!

Okay, i really give up. I can't find or think of any joke on Shinji, minus all those Asian streotype jokes which would simply be tasteless. The duckface by the way, is hot personified. I would forgive it anytime. And you wouldn't believe how much i hated duckface.

My last resort are memes. And even then, these are the only ones i could find.. well, hats off Shinji. You got two Bundesliga titles, you've got yourself a megabuck deals to ManYoo, the hottest Wag on the planet at the time of writing, and you've trumped me by having almost zero jokes on you. You've done good, boy.